johnmccainofficial:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

do you understand how long i have waited for this to come back

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

charlottelabouff:

THE LITERAL ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT.

Palestine-Israel conflict in very, very simple terms
Moses, thousands of years ago: "Hi, I'm Moses. Ya'll are my followers, yall are Jews. We came here to this land to escape crazy shit going down in Egypt. This is our land. Israel."
Jews, years later: *expand all over Europe due to persecution*
Jews, early 1900: *deals with more persecution in Europe, like the holocaust*
U.N.: "We should put these attacked Jews somewhere. Oh I know, what about Palestine? They used to live there like a million years ago."
U.N.: "But don't people already live there-"
U.N.: "Oh well who cares"
Jews: *Move into Palestine*
Jews: "Hey we deserve this place. It was ours when there were still pharaohs. Let's call ourselves Zionists."
Zionists: *Kicks Palestinians out of their homes*
U.N.: "Let's try separating them into two states- Israel and Palestine."
Zionists: *Continues kicking Palestinians out and expanding Israel*
Hamas: "Oh hell no"
Hamas: *fights back with shitty rockets that barely kill anyone*
Zionists: "Oh no! Terrorists! So scary!"
Zionists: *Fires missiles into heavily populated areas in Palestine and kills thousands of children*
America: "Hamas was asking for it! Israel is defending itself"
U.N.: "Hamas was asking for it!"
Rest of the world: "Hamas was asking for it!"
Arab countries: "Not our business"
Emirates: "Hey let's build another hotel"
Palestinian children:
Palestinian children:
Palestinian children:
Palestinian children: *die*

dragondicks:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

shipshipping:

aureat:

omg so I was going through my archive and this happened

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hes a diva

omg

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.